I want to walk on stilts...naked
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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