dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's never too late to be topless.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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