Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
We're facebook friends in real life
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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