dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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