I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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