I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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