I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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