I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Life is so much better after having sex.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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