some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So squirting runs in the family.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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