I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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