So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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