weddingsv make me drug and hornr
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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