I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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