Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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