strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
