Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
