Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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