Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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