I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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