I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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