I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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