Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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