"it" just moved
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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