idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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