I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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