It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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