If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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