Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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