If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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