I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
