Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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