My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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