Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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