Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
