I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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