I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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