i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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