The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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