How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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