Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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