really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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