PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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