Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
How many fucks given?
0.12846
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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