you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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