ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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