i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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