That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
tell your sister to shave her snatch
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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