He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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