i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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