found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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