he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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