I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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