why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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