The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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