well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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