I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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