I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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