So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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