i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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